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No matter what happens now
I won't be afraid
Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.
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Even an epic level ranger could not track my thought process
Great books are weighed and measured by their style and matter and not by the trimmings and shadings of their grammer.
- Mark Twain
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-Shenro
"I stood in-between the doorway between light and dark. What was left of my sanity implored me not to enter, but that voice was just a whisper now..."
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ME WANTS ICE-CREAM!!
Oh, I like the hat, but it looks like to me his torso is very short...?
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[link] And THAT is why Hitler is going to heaven!!!!
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"Regen li auta ma li cien.
Regen li auta ma kilisk lis evelz."
Raise the water to the sky.
Raise the water to destroy this shadow.
I'm not sure why we make such a big deal out of VD- I mean, valentine's day. XD
Maybe its so all those insecure jocks can brag that they're "getting some" (whatever that means) and you aren't.
"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
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"A wise man never plays leap-frog with a unicorn."
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Quotes:
- "It reminds me of the S in AC/DC"
- "What about the unbiblical cord?"
- "I like Bitches" (talking about MSI)
I get out of it that love is worth bleeding for, and that sometimes you do.
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The unquestioned life is the life not worth living.
Answers abound; choices are always yours to make.
Wisdom is close at hand.
Ask. Seek. Knock.
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